101 Things to do When You Have No Internet

A list of 101 things to Do when the Internet just isn?t an option :)
  1. Learn a card trick
  2. Play solitaire
  3. Learn how to touch type
  4. Go swimming
  5. Tidy up your room
  6. Rename your collection of 10,000 photos
  7. Defragment your hard drive
  8. Go to the gym
  9. Go jogging
  10. Bake fudge brownies
  11. Have a picnic
  12. Watch a movie
  13. Have a nap
  14. Mess around with Photoshop
  15. Update your address book
  16. Organize your documents
  17. Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
  18. Write in a journal
  19. Drink 8 cups of water
  20. Learn how to cook
  21. Learn how to dance
  22. Read a book
  23. Visit a graveyard
  24. Get in touch with old friends
  25. Look through your old yearbooks
  26. Give out free hugs
  27. Figure out the meaning of life
  28. Watch TV
  29. Organize your bookmarks
  30. Arrange your library using the Dewey Decimal System
  31. Clean all the monitors around your house
  32. Play some sports
  33. Count from 1 to a million
  34. Just lay back and chill
  35. Go to the beach
  36. Meditate
  37. Walk around town
  38. Get in your car and keep driving till you run out of gas
  39. Clean up your garage
  40. Wash your car
  41. Study for an upcoming exam
  42. Learn how to make an HTML webpage
  43. Make an HTML webpage
  44. Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
  45. Play racing games and lose the race on purpose, every time
  46. Go to a zoo
  47. Go outside and take pictures of random people
  48. Mow the lawn
  49. Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
  50. Make a prank call
  51. Type ?bush hid the facts? in Notepad and try not to act amazed when it disappears
  52. Try renaming a folder into ?con?
  53. Keep trying?
  54. Call a friend and ask him what to do
  55. Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
  56. Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter ?a?
  57. Re-Install Windows Vista after you?ve messed it up
  58. Slap yourself for using Vista in the first place
  59. Blame Politics and Global Warming
  60. Open ?about:robots? with Firefox and press the ?Try Again? button
  61. Press the ?Please do not press this button again.? button
  62. Ask yourself why It disappears and nothing happens
  63. Take a shower
  64. Eat something
  65. Treat yourself to a fancy dinner
  66. Play the pre-installed games on your mobile
  67. Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute
  68. Arrange your TV channels
  69. Comb tour hair
  70. Take something apart
  71. Put it back together
  72. Read your computer?s user guide, for the first time
  73. Call your Internet provider
  74. Ask them what?s wrong with your connection
  75. Understand all the network Jargon they?re saying
  76. Dismiss everything they?re saying as gibberish
  77. Play a board game
  78. Invite friends over
  79. Read a newspaper
  80. Watch the news
  81. Look in the mirror and try to act cool
  82. Write an eBook
  83. Do Your homework
  84. Buy a metro pass and keep going back and forth all day long
  85. Smile at a random person on the street
  86. Watch Titanic for the 15th time
  87. Hide behind bushes and scare people
  88. Go to a mall and sit on a bench while staring at a fixed point for the whole day
  89. Teach your old dog new tricks
  90. Roast marshmallows
  91. Create your own black book
  92. List all your friends and family members in it
  93. Accidentally ?lose? the book at school/work
  94. Ask yourself why you didn?t just go to an Internet cafe
  95. Rearrange your desktop icons
  96. Synchronize all the watches you have
  97. Think up a clever list of comebacks for your teacher/boss
  98. Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
  99. Cry desperately
  100. Open videos and images using notepad
  101. Write a list of 101 things to do when you have no Internet
I?m sure that by the you?re finished doing those things your connection will be back!